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Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time." -
I guess that could explain where he hangs the tea towelOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostDoes he have a stiffy on while he does his chores, or is he flaccid?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Hardly spying!Originally posted by basshead View PostThere is a strange woman who lives across from me who keeps spying on me whilst I'm in my own house.
Weirdo.
Put a tshirt on at least, your chest isn't worth looking at.Comment
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Cool! So where's your current apartment?Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI use to in Zurich, apartment was not over looked. Current apartment not so private
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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That is the question on everyone's lips...Originally posted by bogeyman View PostCool! So where's your current apartment?
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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That's why I don't do it anymore.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostCool! So where's your current apartment?
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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It's a mirror, put your clothes back on DimPrawn.Originally posted by Lucy View PostThere is a weirdo opposite me who seems to need to do his daily activities naked, I often see him emptying the washing machine, washing the dishes etc with nothing on
Why?
The other odd thing is, when I am using the treadmill he always seems to be at the window 'washing up' or doing some other naked activity in his kitchen. FFS.
Weirdo.Comment
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You could always sell ticketsOriginally posted by alreadypacked View PostThat's why I don't do it anymore.

Need an agent?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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What would you be chargingOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostYou could always sell tickets
Need an agent?
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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