You've all not worked it out yet have you ?
1. Dumb down the education system so no one can understand simple logical written instructions any more (but give everyone A*s in their exams anyway to make them feel intelligent).
2. Having done so deliberately overload the voting system with multiple options and ballot papers.
3. Remain in power forever.
Christ this makes Zimbabwe start to look good. Orwell was right all along. I'll get my coat, I'm leaving.
Edit: Did I say exams? Silly me I meant "internet assisted coursework".
1. Dumb down the education system so no one can understand simple logical written instructions any more (but give everyone A*s in their exams anyway to make them feel intelligent).
2. Having done so deliberately overload the voting system with multiple options and ballot papers.
3. Remain in power forever.
Christ this makes Zimbabwe start to look good. Orwell was right all along. I'll get my coat, I'm leaving.
Edit: Did I say exams? Silly me I meant "internet assisted coursework".

read the sun or watch big brother


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