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I can see you wearing it as a badge of honour.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI'd like to put my request in for "Accomplished Tosser" now.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI can see you wearing it as a badge of honour.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I think moaning git and argumentative tosser would pretty much cover everyone on this board.Originally posted by ferret View PostSome of you are so close to getting a slap.
Not my call to change status but will be suggesting to the Admin that we have new user ranks of "Moaning Git" and "Argumentative Tosser"
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Surely you can't mean yourself!Originally posted by snaw View PostI think moaning git and argumentative tosser would pretty much cover everyone on this board.
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Oi! I resemble that remark!Originally posted by snaw View PostI think moaning git and argumentative tosser would pretty much cover everyone on this board.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I am a far bigger moaning git and argumentative tosser than you are.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostOi! I resemble that remark!Comment
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