Late Afternoon Sweet Binge Bonanza

[Jog On]

I like how Maynards Sports Mixture is just the right chewing consistency. Not too soft or too hard. Most others, such as wine gums, I've tried are too soft.

Can I feel a poll coming on?

[Lucy]

If my waistline wasn't looking so good I would.

Sugar is one the worst things to eat, in quantity, though.

[Churchill]

Sugar is one the worst things to eat, in quantity, though.

Ohhh, which dietician did you have to blow for that info?

[alreadypacked]

Ohhh, which dietician did you have to blow for that info?

[Xenophon]

Sugar is one the worst things to eat, in quantity, though.

If I type out the full ingredients would you give me a breakdown of what I have done to my bod?

Glucose syrup
Sugar
Gelatine (Bovine)
Modified potato starch
Citric & acetic acid
Vegetable oil
Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142)

[PAH]

Can I feel a poll coming on?

Not by me. Never done one, and don't intend starting today.

[Jog On]

Not by me. Never done one, and don't intend starting today.

Any reason why? Are you allergic to Andyw?

[darmstadt]

If I type out the full ingredients would you give me a breakdown of what I have done to my bod?)

Glucose syrup- Paralysis

Sugar
- Rotten teeth

Gelatine (Bovine)
- CJD

Modified potato starch
- Constipation

Citric & acetic acid
- Intestine rotting away as we speak

Vegetable oil
- Slippery hard poos when they eventually come out after the constipation

Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
- No more hairy legs

Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142
- You will turn bright orange very soon

[Churchill]

If I type out the full ingredients would you give me a breakdown of what I have done to my bod?

1. Glucose syrup
2. Sugar
3. Gelatine (Bovine)
4. Modified potato starch
5. Citric & acetic acid
6. Vegetable oil
7. Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
8. Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142)

1. Deprived producers of sugar based syrups - that's how the yanks are royally screwing Africa.
2. No problem.
3. Mad Cow Disease
4. Potential Threaded syndrome - Obesity, not bulltulipting
5. Citric, not too bad. Acetic? Reserve for chips!
6. Vegetable oil? Chips again!
7. Glazing agent? Should polish the old insides!
8. Colours? You'll be as mad as Lucy, probably as hairy too!

[Xenophon]

Glucose syrup- Paralysis

Sugar
- Rotten teeth

Gelatine (Bovine)
- CJD

Modified potato starch
- Constipation

Citric & acetic acid
- Intestine rotting away as we speak

Vegetable oil
- Slippery hard poos when they eventually come out after the constipation

Glazing agent (Carnauba wax)
- No more hairy legs

Colours (E104, E122, E110, E142
- You will turn bright orange very soon

1. Deprived producers of sugar based syrups - that's how the yanks are royally screwing Africa.
2. No problem.
3. Mad Cow Disease
4. Potential Threaded syndrome - Obesity, not bulltulipting
5. Citric, not too bad. Acetic? Reserve for chips!
6. Vegetable oil? Chips again!
7. Glazing agent? Should polish the old insides!
8. Colours? You'll be as mad as Lucy, probably as hairy too!

Double-teamed by darmstadt and Churchill. What an end to the day.