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    #21
    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    you looked for bicycle parts on that website - I think I don't believe you
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #22
      Originally posted by threaded View Post

      One of my all-time favourite websites. Don't think that link will be around for long though, so get stuck in while you can!
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #23
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        you looked for bicycle parts on that website - I think I don't believe you

        He mispelled it "dykes". It's an easy mistake, Holland's full of both.
        Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
        Feist - I Feel It All
        Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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          #24
          Giving everyone the wrong idea...

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            #25
            For a laugh, I sent a copy of the photo of the couple having a pillow fight to the assessment unit at the authority where I work.



            This is what they replied back :

            In the picture you submitted for review, there are a number of elements which give cause for concern.

            1) Domestic Violence is portrayed in the picture. It appears that the female is in the aggressor role, since she has a height advantage and also because the male is in a defensive role, attempting to shield himself from imminent attack. <organisation> has partner links with http://www.mensadviceline.org.uk/ and more information can be found there.

            2) Judging from the picture, the male is half in the bed, and it can be surmised that he has made an inappropriate sexual remark to the female, regardless of their relationship. Hence, the female may be reacting to reinforce her non-compliance with his sexual demands. So whilst the image may indicate a couple “at play”, there is always a darker and more sinister meaning to innocuous pictures, which need to be interpreted by the viewer.
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #26
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post

              I prefer this one (which some may find NSFW):

              http://www.offensivefunny.com/images...at-me-elmo.jpg

              Almost had it as my avatar when I first saw it, but thought it a bit riskey.

              Some other amusing images on that site too for those that aren't at work.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #27
                An act which threatens or appears to threaten a person's life
                This line of the law seems to threaten 90% of all holywood output at the moment.
                It will not be long before some self righteous git is screaming for the law to be applied to mainstream movies.
                Mel Gibsons Payback would certainly be under question.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  I prefer this one (which some may find NSFW):

                  http://www.offensivefunny.com/images...at-me-elmo.jpg

                  Almost had it as my avatar when I first saw it, but thought it a bit riskey.

                  Some other amusing images on that site too for those that aren't at work.
                  That is good, I wish my legs were that thin

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    That is good, I wish my legs were that thin

                    Didn't notice the legs at first.

                    They look a bit on the thin side to me. You're not another screwed up woman you doesn't like being 'normal'?
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by PAH View Post
                      Didn't notice the legs at first.

                      They look a bit on the thin side to me. You're not another screwed up woman you doesn't like being 'normal'?
                      How long have you been coming here?

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