At the risk of sounding like Wilmslow

[PAH]

At least you are better off than me - and I have 3 kids. poor little darlings...

Technically, that may not be true. Don't want to worry you or anything.

[Churchill]

IIRC "touring" on an Elise means it has two molecules of seat padding instead of one.

Should have bought an S2000 instead. I did.

You should've bought an R8, I did.

[BrilloPad]

How is the Wilmslow-Lucy relationship going?

[Churchill]

How is the Wilmslow-Lucy relationship going?

I think Wilmslow is trying to find the right hole...

[BrilloPad]

I think Wilmslow is trying to find the right hole...

I think one should try them all before deciding.

Particularly when plaing golf.

[Churchill]

I think one should try them all before deciding.

Particularly when plaing golf.

Hmmm, yes but you have to get them in the correct order otherwise you could be in a right mess...

...and the R&A wouldn't like it either!

[EqualOpportunities]

Imagine someone who runs out on a date because the guy is "bald and fat"

I thought that had stayed buried for an impressively long time...

[Churchill]

I thought that had stayed buried for an impressively long time...

He might be a saggy old, baggy old cloth cat but there's nothing wrong with his... what's the word?

[Lucy]

He might be a saggy old, baggy old cloth cat but there's nothing wrong with his... what's the word?

frontal lobe?

[Churchill]

frontal lobe?

How are your lobes today darling?