At the risk of sounding like Wilmslow

[Lucy]

I apologise if I got you wrong but it seems you want to argue somantics with me at any oportunity

I would rather not argue with you at all.

If you say things like 'women only care about the colour' - or attack SA about her weight, I will probably respond unfavourably.

[Bagpuss]

I would rather not argue with you at all.

If you say things like 'women only care about the colour' - or attack SA about her weight, I will probably respond unfavourably.

When Lucy attacks!

[Lucy]

At least you are better off than me - and I have 3 kids. poor little darlings...

You will all be okay

[Bagpuss]

I would rather not argue with you at all.

If you say things like 'women only care about the colour' - or attack SA about her weight, I will probably respond unfavourably.

Imagine someone who runs out on a date because the guy is "bald and fat"

[Lucy]

When Lucy attacks!

[Lucy]

Imagine someone who runs out on a date because the guy is "bald and fat"

What are you talking about?

[Bagpuss]

What are you talking about?

all I'm saying in those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

[Lucy]

all I'm saying in those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

I still don't understand what you are on about. I've never even met you.

[Wilmslow]

I still don't understand what you are on about. I've never even met you.

*Sits back with popcorn*

[PAH]

I suppose if you measure a car by how good it is at beating the local chavs away from the lights,

It's not the chavs, it's the sponge and bucket merchants. 0-60 before they can say "oi, where's me money!".