Mario Kart Wii

[Xenophon]

30 minutes?

I have to admit I didn't know men did that until I saw American Beauty.

30 minutes for me includes a face, head and body shave, full wash, cleanse, moisturise, any fine-tuning (eyebrows, etc.) and of course a nice, big, wank.

[hyperD]

30 minutes?! You need some better pr0n, pal.

30 minutes?!?!? Takes me that long to find the shriveled acorn...

[MrRobin]

30 minutes?!?!? Takes me that long to find the shriveled acorn...

But then from shriveled acorns grow great oaks?

It's off to light relief we go!

[Charles Foster Kane]

Nah, did it a while ago!

tis the way forward tho... i rarely use my laptop when in the house now.

That doesn't count though, I wasn't in the house I was out and about

[Charles Foster Kane]

Do i need to buy another controller (steering wheel?) to make this game worthwhile? How much it the game anyway?

Might get the exercise mat thing for the Mrs, she's getting a bit fat aye.

It comes with a steering wheel, and the game is a bargain £34.99 (no online fees at all), take note Microsoft.

If you bought it from Argos you could've got another official Wii wheel for £6.99. I don't use the wheel though, I use the classic controller, it's less strain on the arms and a bit more old school with tighter control.

Wii Fit looks interesting, it's out this Friday and all pre-orders have been filled, I'm going to try my luck first thing Friday morning though.

[roadster198]

Do i need to buy another controller (steering wheel?) to make this game worthwhile? How much it the game anyway?

Might get the exercise mat thing for the Mrs, she's getting a bit fat aye.

steering wheel is a must and the game is £35.00

[Lucy]

30 minutes for me includes a face, head and body shave, full wash, cleanse, moisturise, any fine-tuning (eyebrows, etc.) and of course a nice, big, wink.

head/body shave???

eyebrows?

another shower winker? (why did I never know this?)

[Xenophon]

head/body shave???

eyebrows?

another shower winker? (why did I never know this?)

I shave my head, chest and somewhere else.

I very occasionally pluck an out-of-place eyebrow.

I wank. Whether I am in the shower or not is largely irrelevant.

[Lucy]

I shave my head, chest and somewhere else.

I very occasionally pluck an out-of-place eyebrow.

I wink. Whether I am in the shower or not is largely irrelevant.

I've never met a man who shaves that much, and why shave your chest?

[Xenophon]

I've never met a man who shaves that much.

You're not the first person to say that.