I know it's a perm position but...

[The Lone Gunman]

OLD JOKE ALERT:

I always wanted to be shot into space. Apparently if my mum hadn't been pissed I would have been.

I will look after your wife while you are away Astronaughting if you like.

[Xenophon]

I always wanted to be an astronaut but I've never wanted to be a fanny-magnet. Do I apply or not?

Go for it, Zip. Ask for a skin-tight spacesuit.

[Xenophon]

Aw, please??

No.

[oracleslave]

I always wanted to be an astronaut but I've never wanted to be a fanny-magnet. Do I apply or not?

I say go for it. Can I be your manager. I'll look after and err, ahem, fanny issues that crop up.

[basshead]

I always wanted to be an astronaut but I've never wanted to be a fanny-magnet. Do I apply or not?

Being a fanny-magnet sounds unhygienic.

[Zippy]

Go for it, Zip. Ask for a skin-tight spacesuit.

Oh dear me noooooooooooooooo

[miffy]

There are probably a load of wannabe astronauts on the dole in this country.

Most of them aren't prepared to travel though.

[Xenophon]

Oh dear me noooooooooooooooo

Ah, go on.

[Zippy]

There are probably a load of wannabe astronauts on the dole in this country.

Most of them aren't prepared to travel though.

But can I claim for travel and subsistence?

[miffy]

But can I claim for travel and subsistence?

I'm sure your dispensation will cover it (and for getting your space suit dry cleaned)

Are you planning on eating out though? I thought the only things you could eat up there were mars bars and milky ways