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    #11
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?
    Is there another reason?

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Is there another reason?
      Fungus?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        Fungus?

        Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)

        Romantic bunch.
        Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
        Feist - I Feel It All
        Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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          #14
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?

          I shower because I like to be clean, I also wear BO basher because I have been conditioned to believe natural odour (attracting pheromones) is disgusting.

          I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.
            Who forgets about vaginas?

            Imagine seeing one after you'd forgotten about them. That would be a surprise. I wonder what I'd say.

            Ooooooh.

            Something like that. Probably.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #16
              Originally posted by PAH View Post
              Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)

              Romantic bunch.
              I thought that was a kind of sausage

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc

                I never wear lipstick, but I do have a lip ring

                BTW, the smell of a freshly sweaty man is gorgeous.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.
                  I thought sporting a comedy beard does that?
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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