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When do old people stop caring?
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostFungus?
Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)
Romantic bunch.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostAre you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?
I shower because I like to be clean, I also wear BO basher because I have been conditioned to believe natural odour (attracting pheromones) is disgusting.
I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Who forgets about vaginas?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.
Imagine seeing one after you'd forgotten about them. That would be a surprise. I wonder what I'd say.
Ooooooh.
Something like that. Probably.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I thought that was a kind of sausageOriginally posted by PAH View PostOr as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)
Romantic bunch.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc
I never wear lipstick, but I do have a lip ring
BTW, the smell of a freshly sweaty man is gorgeous.Comment
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I thought sporting a comedy beard does that?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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