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Previously on "When do old people stop caring?"

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.
    I thought sporting a comedy beard does that?

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc

    I never wear lipstick, but I do have a lip ring

    BTW, the smell of a freshly sweaty man is gorgeous.

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  • HYpno27
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)

    Romantic bunch.
    I thought that was a kind of sausage

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.
    Who forgets about vaginas?

    Imagine seeing one after you'd forgotten about them. That would be a surprise. I wonder what I'd say.

    Ooooooh.

    Something like that. Probably.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?

    I shower because I like to be clean, I also wear BO basher because I have been conditioned to believe natural odour (attracting pheromones) is disgusting.

    I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Fungus?

    Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)

    Romantic bunch.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is there another reason?
    Fungus?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?
    Is there another reason?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    Ta. Super alliteration, btw.
    Cheers.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    When they are no longer interested what other people think (especially the opposite sex)
    Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?

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  • Bagpuss
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    When they are no longer interested what other people think (especially the opposite sex)

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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Powerful post, Pinto.
    Ta. Super alliteration, btw.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    I think it's when the young stop caring about them.
    That's quite shocking for Lucy. She still believes that she's going to be young forever.*

    * = and for women you should consider the time for men/2.

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  • PAH
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    Probably when it becomes normal to wake up smelling of piss.

    I vividly remember walking past one old duffer in the street years ago. He smelt like death, though in reality he probably hadn't showered for several months or years.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    I think it's when the young stop caring about them.
    Powerful post, Pinto.

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