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"How to impress girls" by Bagpuss.
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Now you are comparing me with a hunchback?
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You should have objected to the churches building permission......
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Like people who move near to pubs then complain about drunks
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Yes, those damn weekend binge drinkers.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostLike people who move near to pubs then complain about drunks
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What would god think about those leftie sexual perversion embracers who live opposite, bringing shame on god's house?
Ring those bells, renounce the devil!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Don't call me a leftie, you stuffed cat.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhat would god think about those leftie sexual perversion embracers who live opposite, bringing shame on god's house?
Ring those bells, renounce the devil!Comment
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No no!Originally posted by Lucy View Post
You'd be Esmeralda:
She is a French gypsy girl. She constantly attracts men with her seductive dances, and is rarely seen without her clever goat Djali. She is often noted to be around 16 years old.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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She has a clever goat called "DJ Ali"?
Bet he's popular with the kids.
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I quite like the sound of church bells. Though I'll admit they can get a bit repetitive.
Why not pop over and ask them if they could play a bit of Led Zep rather thatn the usual Bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bong?Comment
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Try living in Switzerland, the land of the bell fetish
Hard Brexit now!
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