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Remember the times when you were a young scallywag, and you would wake up in the morning in an alcoholic fog, look at the whale lying next to you and murmer 'OMFG - Jesus Christ'
Them were good days. It was either 'Pull a Pig' or up to the local disco on over-25 evenings and 'Pull a Granny.' The best bit was after with your mates counting up the points...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
Remember the times when you were a young scallywag, and you would wake up in the morning in an alcoholic fog, look at the whale lying next to you and murmer 'OMFG - Jesus Christ'
Well I am so good looking that when birds wake up next to me they shout 'FKIN Hell - gotta go hun' before running for the door
One new year's eve me and a mate took a couple of pigs with lipstick back to his house. In the morning one of the birds says to to her mate "talk about beer goggles". Cheeky bitch, at least I had the decency to keep quiet, until she'd gone.
I'd give AtW some of my 'ManLove' all day every day.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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