HRH - any tips in love and relationships?

[Sockpuppet]

Everyone tells me you're a successful courtesan, who can melt a woman's heart at 100 paces.

You're thinking of me.

HTH

[Lucy]

You're thinking of me.

HTH

SP you are a lorry driver who eats pies and dreams of contracting.

[Sockpuppet]

SP you are a lorry driver who eats pies and dreams of contracting.

Most parts of the sentence are true. While I don't dream of contracting I can drive lorries and I do eat pies.

Really, if you want to try to start arguments on the internet for no reason be my guest. I'm quite happy saying random tulip to amuse myself and take my mind of the work for 5 minutes. The fact that you seem to need to "argue" with people everyday and create conflict is beyond me.

If you meant the above as a joke, add a smiley. If not then I pity you.

[BrilloPad]

SP you are a lorry driver who eats pies and dreams of contracting.

Bazza

[SallyAnne]

what a twat

WHS