HRH - any tips in love and relationships?

[BrilloPad]

if I could bottle what I have I'd be a rich man.

but with your qualities are you not rich already?

So communicate, listen

Just as well you are a strong communicator who listens eh?

[Xenophon]

Better that, than some wet drip "reading" me

There's a good girl.

[BrilloPad]

and use your elbows

and don't wipe your d**k on the curtains?

[BrilloPad]

My approach:

Ram it in and wiggle it about.

Seems to work just fine.

I remember reading somewhere about a chap who was having sex for the second time. with his first gf he just stayed still for about 20 minutes! she seemed to enjoy it apparently. but his second gf said "aren't you going to get on with it then!" quite abruptly.

Are there any women who like a man just to stay still? Seems jolly rum to me...

[realityhack]

Now that has put an image of you in my mind that I thought I would never have...

I knew you'd spot that.

a magic formula, if I could bottle what I have I'd be a rich man

Sage words HRH my man - Try using a smaller bottle, or a swab, or pipette.

My approach:

Ram it in and wiggle it about.

Seems to work just fine.

T's crossed and I's dotted. Job done Xen.

[Churchill]

Or in your case 'got change for a £20' when you book in with the madame.

At least I've had sex, and with a woman too!

Btw Jonners, how come you're single?
(Apart from the fact that you're a lisping, kiddy fiddling nonce.)

[realityhack]

At least I've had sex, and with a woman too!

Btw Jonners, how come you're single?
(Apart from the fact that you're a lisping, kiddy fiddling nonce.)

Because he looks like this.

[Lucy]

Because he looks like this.

He looks quite sweet.

[HRH]

Because he looks like this.

That was a while ago when I was 'papped' in Manchester

[realityhack]

He looks quite sweet.

That was a while ago when I was 'papped' in Manchester