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BMW X5 says drug dealer / nightclub bouncer / essex girl done goodThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Apparently its the no1 car of choice for ladies who partake of the furry cup.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhat do you reckon?
Understated class for the landed gentry
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Chavvy Chelsea tractor.
Even so, have been considering one myself, they go like s*&t of a shovel and are reasonably practical. Would be interesting to see the performance on the new diesel models.Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!Comment
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Originally posted by portseven View PostApparently its the no1 car of choice for ladies who partake of the furry cup.
I don't know where you got that nugget of information from, but I think it is brilliant!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Someone else who can't see past the pictures...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostA butch lesbo's speed wagon that looks like a reject from Kia.
I think I'll pass on that one.
Go take a test drive in a 2.5XT and tell me it isn't the silliest thing on the road.Blog? What blog...?
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Do you choose ugly women and live in an ugly house and wear ugly clothes?Originally posted by malvolio View PostSomeone else who can't see past the pictures...
Go take a test drive in a 2.5XT and tell me it isn't the silliest thing on the road.
No, so why should anyone put up with an ugly car?
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Can't really post a link coz am on client site and the thought police will be on my back, but if you Google it comes up as the 'Best L£$bian Moving Van'Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
I don't know where you got that nugget of information from, but I think it is brilliant!Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!Comment
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Because I'm sat inside and can't see it? Women are for looking at, cars are for driving.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDo you choose ugly women and live in an ugly house and wear ugly clothes?
No, so why should anyone put up with an ugly car?

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