What's on Gordon Brown's Ipod...

[DiscoStu]

The Cow Song - Papa Joe Kretschmer

Standin' in the pasture, eatin' grass and hay.
You know that's pretty much my day,
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.

Don't mind the rain, don't care about the mud.
Stand in the grass and chew my cud.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Now, if you like ice cream, yogurt or butter,
Then you gotta get down there and pullon my udder.
I gotta admit it's not much fun,
But it beats gettin' put on a hamburger bun!

Live on the farm, don't go very far.
You can see me when you drive by in your car.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.

Come in brown and black and white,
Make a lot of noise but I sure don't bite.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Make my way to the barn when the evenin' comes.
I kinda like the song the farmer hums, while he's pitchin' hay
Sure hope he's pitchin' some my way.

Got real short hair as smooth as silk.
Whole lotta people like to drink my milk.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.

Now being a cow ain't all that grand
But ya gotta admit it keeps ya close to the land.
'Cause I'm a cow?was back then and I still am now.

'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.

[Pondlife]

Stealing society - system of a down

[threaded]

Jane Birkin - Je t'aime ... moi non plus

[oracleslave]

Hooker John Lee - I Need Some Money

John Lee Hooker - House Rent Boogie surely?

Hey!
It's the house rent boogie)

I come home last Friday, talk to the woman that I lost my job
She says don't confront me an' so I have my rent next Friday
An' next Friday come, I didn't have the rent an' out the door I went
Yes, yes!

Hmm, hmm
Yes, yes!

Come here now y'all, right 'cross the street here
Help me get this rent together
Some give me a nickel and some give me a dime

I'm tired of keepin' this movin' every night
I can't hold out much longer
Now I got this rent, now let's get together, y'all
Let's have a ball

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[FiveTimes]

Stevie V - Dirty Cash

[Pondlife]

From Depeche Mode

- Policy of truth (yeah right)
- Everything counts (on your SA100)
- Condemnation (in the name of fairness)
- Stripped (of your assets)
- Just can't get enough (of your pension funds)
- Master and servant (know your place)

[Xenophon]

From Depeche Mode

- Policy of truth (yeah right)
- Everything counts (on your SA100)
- Condemnation (in the name of fairness)
- Stripped (of your assets)
- Just can't get enough (of your pension funds)
- Master and servant (know your place)

Genius.

[threaded]

Bøyen Beng - Bryst, melk og blod

[Xenophon]

Bøyen Beng - Bryst, melk og blod

I was just about to post the same thing.

[BoredBloke]

I'd like to think that this was written about him

Uncle Knobby by the Macc Lads

My name is Uncle Knobby, I hang around primary schools
Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude
I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men
I get a full erection, and have to rush to the gents
Ooh! Uncle Knobby, can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?

I introduce my penis to hamsters, gerbils and mice
I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, where's our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?

I grummidge in my portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads
I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, can't we please go home?
We've never seen any dildos, we don't want to wear pantyhose
Ooh! Uncle Knobby, Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.

But I doubt it was!