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Ensure straps do not bear on perpend joints.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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I was thinking more of
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You know, that kind of thing.Comment
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I thought that's what I said, but in in-the-know carpenter speak.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI was thinking more of
- join the CUK forum and become an instant character.
- impress the IT girlies with your athletic prowess.
- demonstrate your command of the English Language.
- illustrate your manliness by lying about your physical capabilities.
- prove how trustworthy you are by telling everyone that you've got higher security clearance than "Aunty Stella".
- display your financial acumen by asking whether a home improvement loan is likely to be granted for £5k - and does it have to be used for a home improvement.
- show how tough you are by offering to go "toe to toe" with 95% of the occupants of this forum.
You know, that kind of thing.
Is this just an HRH thing?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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