Originally posted by daviejones
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Any room on the bench?
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I thought he was a carpenter and therefore immune from the bench? Could always ask him to make a new one I guess...my ferret is your ferret -
Then we could tell him to sit on it.Originally posted by ferret View PostI thought he was a carpenter and therefore immune from the bench? Could always ask him to make a new one I guess...
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Not sure I would even give him the controls for the tele.....Originally posted by ferret View PostI thought he was a carpenter and therefore immune from the bench? Could always ask him to make a new one I guess...
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Chef (or anyone else who has responded similarly), you can have my place on the bench. Been sat here since Christmas, health scare and house renovation, and finally decided that there's some '.net' work that must need doing.
It was surprisingly tiring - picking up the kids and being ignored by schoolmoms is boring after a few days.
Don't know how long the graft will last though! Hopefully until xmas hols time...
Respect to all.
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