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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Who the **** asked you?

    I thought you were a "SAP" fanny!
    Tape changer
    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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      #12
      Winston,

      less of it,

      used to be a developer b4 I blagged me way into .Net

      How's the new A3 ?

      Milan.

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        #13
        Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
        Winston,

        less of it,

        used to be a developer b4 I blagged me way into .Net

        How's the new A3 ?

        Milan.
        Over used!


        Btw, it's the A14.

        HTH.

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          #14
          I was a DBA, the most boring job in the world. Keep getting asked to make skanky badly written code work by skanky dumbarse programmers.

          Tell the kids to avoid IT because it will all be offshored soon, counselling is a better career.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            I was a DBA, the most boring job in the world. Keep getting asked to make skanky badly written code work by skanky dumbarse programmers.

            Tell the kids to avoid IT because it will all be offshored soon, counselling is a better career.
            Not if your counsellor is a gender confused cry-baby with a penchant for giving pilots oral sex.

            Hth.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Not if your counsellor is a gender confused cry-baby with a penchant for giving pilots oral sex.

              Hth.
              Do tell us more.

              Would the pilots include anyone on this board with a pilot's licence?

              Come to think of it, didn't you at some point mention having a pilot's licence?

              P.S. I don't understand why a few people around here seem to have it in for Lucy. She seems reasonable to me, and pretty witty at times. And I liked that crack about sasguru's winnebego - It had the ring of truth :

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                #17
                Originally posted by Marina View Post
                Do tell us more.
                1. Would the pilots include anyone on this board with a pilot's licence?
                2. Come to think of it, didn't you at some point mention having a pilot's licence?
                3. P.S. I don't understand why a few people around here seem to have it in for Lucy. She seems reasonable to me, and pretty witty at times. And I liked that crack about sasguru's winnebego - It had the ring of truth :
                1. Not to the best of my knowledge.
                2. Yes, I do have a PPL.
                3. I don't have it in for her, on the contrary, I have great admiration for people who can absorb knowledge by osmosis!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  I have great admiration for people who can absorb knowledge by osmosis!
                  Osmosis? Is that like sucking?

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                    Osmosis? Is that like sucking?
                    yes, exactly like sucking
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                      #20
                      So what can we deduce so far?

                      A "penchant for giving pilots oral sex" must a euphemism for a "tendency to pester pilots for hints on aeronautics". Lucy, if that's true it would be easier to read the flight manuals or go on a flying course yourself.

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