Who's taken a beating?

[Torran]

In Newcastle, I was in a night club hanging round the edge of the dancefloor shuffling my feet and a small Geordie came and stood next to me. Next thing I know he smacked me in the nose and I was flat on my back. I had to have part of my septum removed after that because they couldn't get it to go back into the middle. Totally unprovoked. My mate reckons he was jealous of my good looks

thankfully i learnt a long time ago not to frequent those types of clubs

[Churchill]

thankfully i learnt a long time ago not to frequent those types of clubs

WHS.

First lesson in self-defence, never put yourself in a position where you need to use the other 99 lessons.

[aussielong]

thankfully i learnt a long time ago not to frequent those types of clubs

yeah me too. when i got into raving i didn't see one fight in a night club! before that, in the booze clubs they were dangerous places!

[Churchill]

yeah me too. when i got into raving i didn't see one fight in a night club! before that, in the booze clubs they were dangerous places!

Not worth listening to.

[KathyWoolfe]

Not worth listening to.

Rude!!!

[aussielong]

Not worth listening to.

What does WHS mean?

Have you been laid in the last 10 years?

[Churchill]

What does WHS mean?

Have you been laid in the last 10 years?

Yup. You?

Sounds like you've been laid out more times than you've had a shag.

[Torran]

Not worth listening to.

Nah he's got a point. In 20 years of going to decent proper "dance" clubs I've never seen much bother at all.

[aussielong]

Yup. You?

Haha

Why are you reading this? You can't relate and have nothing to contribute to this thread old man.

[Churchill]

Nah he's got a point. In 20 years of going to decent proper "dance" clubs I've never seen much bother at all.

Perhaps the reason he's had so much trouble is because he interferes?