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That Northern wide boy from The Apprentice
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"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk -
And you think Northerners are stupid ...
If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostWell if you equate intelligence for how many slang terms you know for masturbation.....
Here's a dilemma
assume tay= w anker
does that make him a slang term for masturbation?
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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No. I equate intelligence with how quickly someone can understand what is being said to them. You, sir, are one thick f*cka.Originally posted by tay View PostWell if you equate intelligence for how many slang terms you know for masturbation.....If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!Comment
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Come on group hug, no kicking in the bollocks!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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This is not tpd...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostCome on group hug, no kicking in the bollocks!Comment
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This is an interesting argument. I've a good mind to give you all a clip round the ear and give you detention at the end of school.
Now off to the headmaster...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I've never seen it - apparently it's quite good?Originally posted by mrdonuts View Postthey should get the american apprentice series back on"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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