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That Northern wide boy from The Apprentice

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    #51
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Beat the bishop
    Take the lizard for a puke
    etc etc
    Oh like strangling the chicken?

    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    You're right - it went over his head.
    Boom Boom!
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #52
      And you think Northerners are stupid ...
      If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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        #53
        Well if you equate intelligence for how many slang terms you know for masturbation.....

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          #54
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          Well if you equate intelligence for how many slang terms you know for masturbation.....

          Here's a dilemma

          assume tay= w anker

          does that make him a slang term for masturbation?

          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #55
            Originally posted by tay View Post
            Well if you equate intelligence for how many slang terms you know for masturbation.....
            No. I equate intelligence with how quickly someone can understand what is being said to them. You, sir, are one thick f*cka.
            If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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              #56
              Come on group hug, no kicking in the bollocks!
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #57
                they should get the american apprentice series back on

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Come on group hug, no kicking in the bollocks!
                  This is not tpd...

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                    #59
                    This is an interesting argument. I've a good mind to give you all a clip round the ear and give you detention at the end of school.

                    Now off to the headmaster...
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by mrdonuts View Post
                      they should get the american apprentice series back on
                      I've never seen it - apparently it's quite good?
                      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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