Working for the government

[Marina]

My dad used to have a Marina. It was purple.

OK obviously you (ahem) "work for the Government". Otherwise why would you blatantly change the subject?

[miffy]

I worked as a civil servant permie many moons ago - I've never spent so many afternoons in the pub and done so little work.

One time I even walked past some old badger's office and he was in there asleep on a camp bed

That's sounds amazing.

I'm sold on this now. My next gig needs to be working for the government.

I'll take my own camp bed...

[bogeyman]

I'll take my own camp bed...

Not necessary, they are provided by the tax payer.

Just get a chit from your department head and you can check one out of the stationery department. You will need to bring your own pillow though.

[Moose423956]

Wasn't the carp newer model called the ITAL or something?

Thats a perfect car to abandon in a train station all day.

Yes, he had a bright yellow one of them as well. Awful cars, both of them. But...very rarely broke down.

[Moose423956]

OK obviously you (ahem) "work for the Government". Otherwise why would you blatantly change the subject?

I take it you're fairly new here. Do you have a favourite letter?