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    #21
    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    That sounds about as intelligent as all those aliens that land in the sticks instead of central park. I guess they've all got sat nav, otherwise I'm suprised they ever even find us.
    Considering that humans tend to shoot first and ask questions later I would say that landing in the sticks shows a great deal of intelligence.
    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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      #22
      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
      Considering that humans tend to shoot first and ask questions later I would say that landing in the sticks shows a great deal of intelligence.

      True. Sometimes us blokes don't even ask her name till the next morning.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #23
        Originally posted by PAH View Post
        True. Sometimes us blokes don't even ask her name till the next morning.
        or at all......
        It's Deja-vu all over again!

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          #24
          Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
          or at all......
          True again. I know someone that has '?' in his mobile alongside his latest conquest's number. Maybe she's a victim of that chav culture where the kids get handed daft names.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #25
            Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
            ....of course i'm not a woman...I work in IT and according to you lot no decent woman works in IT

            I'm really the world's most advanced android, here to pick your collective brains and beam them into outer space so our valiant forces can overcome your defences when we invade.......
            Stop giving the Cunning Plans away... you know it irritates The Master...

            It'll be 25 mins in the Agony Booth for you at Medium Rare...

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              #26
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Stop giving the Cunning Plans away... you know it irritates The Master...

              It'll be 25 mins in the Agony Booth for you at Medium Rare...
              Sorry, I just get so angry at times I let these puny humans get the better of me.

              Can that be "well done" please, I need to work on my tan for the summer to mix with all the beauties on the topless beach.
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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