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From his cold dead hands...
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Considering that humans tend to shoot first and ask questions later I would say that landing in the sticks shows a great deal of intelligence.
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostConsidering that humans tend to shoot first and ask questions later I would say that landing in the sticks shows a great deal of intelligence.
True. Sometimes us blokes don't even ask her name till the next morning.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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or at all......Originally posted by PAH View PostTrue. Sometimes us blokes don't even ask her name till the next morning.
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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True again. I know someone that has '?' in his mobile alongside his latest conquest's number. Maybe she's a victim of that chav culture where the kids get handed daft names.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postor at all......Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Stop giving the Cunning Plans away... you know it irritates The Master...Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
....of course i'm not a woman...I work in IT and according to you lot no decent woman works in IT
I'm really the world's most advanced android, here to pick your collective brains and beam them into outer space so our valiant forces can overcome your defences when we invade.......

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Sorry, I just get so angry at times I let these puny humans get the better of me.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStop giving the Cunning Plans away... you know it irritates The Master...
It'll be 25 mins in the Agony Booth for you at Medium Rare...
Can that be "well done" please, I need to work on my tan for the summer to mix with all the beauties on the topless beach.
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