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Goatse (SFW)
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Would you have posted that if you got the 100k?Originally posted by AtW View PostSomeone needs to add CUK tpd there...
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Of course. Otherwise it would have created the impression that I got double standards.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWould you have posted that if you got the 100k?
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Originally posted by AtW View PostOf course. Otherwise it would have created the impression that I got double standards.
a brain
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Which part of the word "don't" did you not understand?Originally posted by Platypus View PostOh... that was bad

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He has got s**t for brains?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWhich part of the word "don't" did you not understand?

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If you tell someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - the first thing they think of is a blue monkey!Originally posted by AtW View PostHe has got s**t for brains?
Well that is true of 5-year olds. Which describes me (and most posters here).Comment
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The funniest goatse-related story has to be the Slashdot one from a few years ago. Somebody submitted a summary to Slashdot, linking to an article about some obscure geek matter - hyperthreading in the Linux kernel, or some such. The Slashdot editors checked the link, and found a thoughtful and well-written piece on this subject, so they published the summary and link on their front page.
However the server where the article was hosted was under the control of the story submitter, who had set it up so that if you followed the link from Slashdot, it redirected you to goatse. Thus Slashdot, which has devoted enormous amounts of technical effort over the years trying to prevent commenters linking to goatse, inadvertently provided just such a link on their own front page
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