I wish everyone would just relax

[Gordon Brown]

Please, stop worrying. Everything is going to be fine.

There is no recession.
Unemployment is very very low.
Crime is falling.
Inflation is under control.
Immigration is good and we'll have more.
House prices are stable.
Debt is manageable.
Public services have never been better.

Now, please, have a good weekend, relax, and take is easy.
And don't forget to vote Labour again soon.

Hugs'n'kisses.

Gordo.

[DiscoStu]

[SueEllen]

[beercohol]

Does anyone remember Tony Blair?

He used to run the country. Our one.

No?

Me either.

[KathyWoolfe]

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