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    #11
    1 Yes
    2 Because he likes the feel of rubber on a cold winter morning
    3 Die
    4 Hang on while I consult the Urban Dictionary

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      #12
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Ok...topic is "Friday Questions".


      1) Is HRH a gimp?
      2) Why is HRH a gimp?
      3) What could HRH do to be less gimp like?
      4) Other than a gimp what would you describe HRH as?
      1) NO

      2) Clearly he is not

      3) He reached perfection in summer 2004, there is nothing to be improved upon.

      4) A mans man.

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        #13
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        2 Because he likes the feel of rubber on a cold winter morning
        Maybe I should challenge HRH to a duel. Then he can feel my cold steel (sic) on a winters morning.

        Where is my gauntlett.

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          #14
          Originally posted by HRH View Post
          4) A mans man.
          Does that mean you shag blokes, like?

          SA

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Does that mean you shag blokes, like?

            SA
            And what if I did, or is this another of your isms?

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              #16
              Originally posted by HRH View Post
              1) 4) A mans man.
              Which man do you you belong to?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                RRH

                Perhaps you should change the title of this thread to:

                "How to win friends and influence people".

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                  #18
                  1) Hmmm - I can't remember. It'll probably be tonight when I'm watching my 3 chick flicks

                  2) I have no idea. I dont even know if I'll have any at all :-(

                  3) I wouldn't care as long as I was with a gorgeous bloke who loved me, made me steaks, called me beautiful and kissed my neck every once in a while.

                  4) My fella is away shagging whores and smoking dope, so tonight I have a load of chick tv to watch, tomorrow I'm at an all day spa, and sunday I have to buy a hat for my mates wedding next week.
                  Every fibre of my being wants to **** the diet and get myself into town on the drink however...but I have no mates, cause I'm an utter tw*t and spend so much time in stupid Sunderland with above mentioned, whore-shagging bloke, that I've completely drifted away from my Newcastle mates
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    4) My fella is away shagging whores and smoking dope, so tonight I have a load of chick tv to watch, tomorrow I'm at an all day spa, and sunday I have to buy a hat for my mates wedding next week.
                    Every fibre of my being wants to **** the diet and get myself into town on the drink however...but I have no mates, cause I'm an utter tw*t and spend so much time in stupid Sunderland with above mentioned, whore-shagging bloke, that I've completely drifted away from my Newcastle mates
                    Perfect time to get back to know them then.

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                      #20
                      Sally I hope your bloke isn't really shagging prostitutes for your sake
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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