Really torn about a house I have seen.

[Wilmslow]

What? Where did that come from? You could buy 3 bangers for that and have them all parked outside chavs house.

Well, I will always get £1500 when I want to see it - these cars are very easy to sell on. Looking outside, most of the other neighbours have empty drives and cars on the road to guard their space, so, I may as well just join them!

[miffy]

A cunning plan I think?

All but the MX5 sounds good...

If you park that outside, they'll think Denny has moved in.

or Michael Barrymore

[expat]

We also get ... blackened out 4X4's coming and going at all hours just to spice things up a little more. Not good.

So he's in drugs. And he's Italian. And you want to piss him off.

[Wilmslow]

So he's in drugs. And he's Italian. And you want to piss him off.

I have already p!ssed him off by complaining about his parking to the police.

The polcie failed, the only way to guard my house entrance is to park something outside.

Madness, I tell you!

[BrilloPad]

I have already p!ssed him off by complaining about his parking to the police.

The polcie failed, the only way to guard my house entrance is to park something outside.

Madness, I tell you!

You complained to the police? Not a good move.

You should have gone straight to the local mafia...

[Wilmslow]

You complained to the police? Not a good move.

You should have gone straight to the local mafia...

This family IS the local mafia.........

[HRH]

This family IS the local mafia.........

Wilmslow, my family live in Over Peover Im there most sundays I'm happy to help you out if I can in this matter.

[BrilloPad]

Wilmslow, my family live in Over Peover Im there most sundays I'm happy to help you out if I can in this matter.

Wilmslow needs an entire family disposed of. He tried the horse's head in the bed but that did not work - now he needs someone to make them an offer they can't refuse.

Either their cars or their brains will be in designated parking spaces.

[Churchill]

Wilmslow, my family live in Over Peover Im there most sundays I'm happy to help you out if I can in this matter.

Wtf are you going to do? Shag the bastards to death?

Oh FFS, someone rid me of this fool.

[miffy]

Wtf are you going to do? Shag the bastards to death?

Oh FFS, someone rid me of this fool.