Raped by a wombat

[Diver]

WTF does "speaking Australian" mean ?

Austrailian:

Right, that's two pints of lager, one shandy, a Martini and a packet of peanuts. That'll be £9.80 sir.

[Churchill]

Austrailian:

Right, that's two pints of lager, one shandy, a Martini and a packet of peanuts. That'll be £9.80 sir.

£19.80 - Shirley?

[Diver]

£19.80 - Shirley?

I said Australian didn't I.

Besides, nothing strange about it. Every year hundreds of men in Wales are raped or sexually molested by sheep.

[snaw]

You like dressing up in the woolly coat then?

[Diver]

You like dressing up in the woolly coat then?

Nah! Sheep dipping is a valleys thing, I'm a townie