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Woman angry over airport nipple ring incident...ouch!

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    #11
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I wonder what they'd do with me. My body is chock full of surgical ironmongery.

    Probably give me a scalpel and a curtained cubicle
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      #12
      Originally posted by PAH View Post
      All because of a bit of from CM?
      Yeh! I must get those metal Butt plates installed
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        #13
        Originally posted by PAH View Post
        Yeah she's lucky she only had a nipple pierced.
        She had two - one bar which she could remove, one ring which needed pliers.
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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Ouch!

          You're joking, right?
          I can remember reading about a bloke who had one, and was getting head from his girlfriend.

          Ever get that experience from a Kit Kat where a little bit of the metal hit a metal filling and pain shoots through you?

          She threw her head back in paid and ripped the thing out with her teeth.

          Ouch.
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            #15
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            They are putting more metal in my hand in three weeks time

            Look out metal detectors, here I come
            What kind of metal? I've got a few grands' worth of titanium holding my neck vertebrae in place, and it never triggers airport scanners, because it isn't magnetic.
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              #16
              One the irritating things about the septics is when some of their lesser educated peons are given a bit of power and grouped together: they go all nasty, not just bad, but down-right vicious. Really is a quite distasteful thing to see as they bully people for no better reason than the poor sod on the receiving end is unable to fight back, and everyone else is minded to the case of rather them than me, so don't speak up through fear.

              On my last visit to the u-states I had this feeling of everyone being so fearful of people in uniforms, could just be a security guard in a shopping centre, it was quite, quite sad.

              Land of the free, home of the brave? Give me a break...
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                #17
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                I can remember reading about a bloke who had one, and was getting head from his girlfriend.

                Top idea the prince albert. Allows you to hook onto her tongue piercing so she can't withdraw until you're finished.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  I can remember reading about a bloke who had one, and was getting head from his girlfriend.

                  Ever get that experience from a Kit Kat where a little bit of the metal hit a metal filling and pain shoots through you?

                  She threw her head back in pain and ripped the thing out with her teeth.

                  Ouch.

                  Cool!
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    My dad has pins and plates in both legs and a wire in his jaw from an accident he had many years ago - I'll tell him not to bother about going to the US. I don't know if he has a nipple ring or anything like that though.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      What kind of metal? I've got a few grands' worth of titanium holding my neck vertebrae in place, and it never triggers airport scanners, because it isn't magnetic.
                      I haven't a clue! stop taking light-hearted post's so literally yer gimp
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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