Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Amusing things people say at work
Collapse
X
-
-
www.kiva.org
Go here, provide microcredit, it will make you feel good, I promise
No governments, no aid agencies making money out of it, and it's not aid, it's a loan to people with hope.Comment
-
I know it's Friday afternoon, but I'd be really grateful if you could just review this 200 page report for me before you goComment
-
Not quite funny, but in my team meeting this week one my colleagues (Big, bearded, socially inept but clever server dude) decided to share that he'd been sacked by his last company for downloading porn. And that he almost got kicked out of the army for selling porn.]
He doesn't drink either, makes you wonder what he would admit too after a few beers ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
-
Originally posted by snaw View PostNot quite funny, but in my team meeting this week one my colleagues (Big, bearded, socially inept but clever server dude) decided to share that he'd been sacked by his last company for downloading porn. And that he almost got kicked out of the army for selling porn.]Comment
-
Comment
-
I worked at a place where there was this guy who was a big folower of the Labour party - he gave a percentage of his salary to them. Somebody had been winding him up about this as he often used to come to work wearing his red labour tie. There were coments along the lines of him having Labour gruds on. To prove he didn't he stood up and dropped his pants - but didn't realise that his boxers were open - and out he fell in the middle of the office.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment