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Originally posted by HRH View PostAnother topic ruined by the spelling pedants.Originally posted by motoukenin View PostThats not correct SASGURU , using the word , people, twice in a sentence is poor grammar
You should have said
Why do people who can't master their own language call others half-witted?
Also GURU is not technically an english word either
HTH
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostYeesh , chill out , this aint class 5 english. Some people on here are tighter than a nuns dildo
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Irony?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostYou might like to look up "irony" and see if you can figure out why we use guru as you state (particularly in SAS's case).
>google<
See: Stony, Woody, Coppery, Silvery, Watery
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Originally posted by motoukenin View PostCertaines des affiches sont un groupe de robinets
Missing full stop.Comment
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