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Pre divorce at a guess?Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostI did need to get out more in 2005Comment
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Maybe a ringtone along the lines ofOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThe use of mobiles on planes flying in European airspace has been given approval by UK regulator Ofcom.
Linky.
What an awful idea - it's bad enough on a train, but the thought of getting stuck on a plane for a few hours with some annoying prat rabbitting "Hi, yah, I'm on the plane..." at high volume...

"ding dong: this is you captain speaking try not to panic but we have lost power, please assume the crash position ASAP"
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Great idea! I'd go for a female voice screaming loudly "arrgghh we're gonna crash!!!"Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostMaybe a ringtone along the lines of
"ding dong: this is you captain speaking try not to panic but we have lost power, please assume the crash position ASAP"
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostMaybe a ringtone along the lines of
"ding dong: this is you captain speaking try not to panic but we have lost power, please assume the crash position ASAP"
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