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That toff barrister from The Apprentice...
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Not for that size pay cutOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostLet's face it - would you really want to work for Srallan?Comment
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Halifax it says on his profile page.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAge 24
Career Bank Manager
Qualifications 11 GCSEs and 2 A Levels, food hygiene course
Home Town Woking
Fook me. Quality geezer. I'd like to know which bank, so that I never mistakenly open an account there.Comment
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Contract ends in June and I like fish, so I may have a pop yeah.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostLet's face it - would you really want to work for Srallan?
Do you think I should tell him I bought a Commodore 64 instead of an Amstrad back in the day?Comment
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Oi idiot!!!Originally posted by HRH View PostMost top company owners are in the Sugar mould, they have more cahoonas.
I think the word you're looking for is "Cojones".
But hey, maybe at your branch of the UoL they brefer "tits"!Comment
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Bruntwood----http://www.ukbusinessproperty.co.uk/news/article/584Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi idiot!!!
I think the word you're looking for is "Cojones".
But hey, maybe at your branch of the UoL they brefer "tits"!
Opal--http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/business/s/1042224_opal_assets_pass_1bn_
to name but two Mark.
P.S can you still buy houses in Burnley for £8k?


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Well, **** me! If it's in the MEN it must be correct!Originally posted by HRH View PostBruntwood----http://www.ukbusinessproperty.co.uk/news/article/584
Opal--http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/business/s/1042224_opal_assets_pass_1bn_
to name but two Mark.
P.S can you still buy houses in Burnley for £8k?



(Cahoonas - tits, Cojones - pronounced CoHo nes - Balls.)
Property prices here in Cambridge are pretty steep though. Keeps the jobbing carpenters out though so every cloud etc.Last edited by Churchill; 27 March 2008, 09:44.Comment
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Not any more.Originally posted by HRH View PostP.S can you still buy houses in Burnley for £8k?



With UCLAN developing their new campus there, that ship has long sailed
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They can build what they want-its a toilet.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNot any more.
With UCLAN developing their new campus there, that ship has long sailed
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Do you think he will twat that twat howard for us if we ask?Originally posted by moorfield View PostHalifax it says on his profile page."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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