Freemasons

[cailin maith]

I tried to join...but all they did was laugh at me for some reason....... perhaps it was my short skirt that dissuaded them?

Kathy, sweetie - are you sure it was the masons you tried to join

[Churchill]

I tried to join...but all they did was laugh at me for some reason....... perhaps it was my short skirt that dissuaded them?

Nothing to stop you joining LDH. They accept girlies.

[chris79]

Oh yes we would!

Look - the idea that the MASONIC ORDER is some sort of 'secret society' is ludicrous in this day and age.

Ok - I'll put my hand up!

Churchill?

Disagree, but I guess everyone has their own opinion.

[Dow Jones]

Are you?

Anyone else a member?

Or tried to become a member and not got in?

Does 'anyone else' imply that you are?
Golden Rule is that you don't disclose it to strangers.

[Churchill]

Oh yes we would!

Look - the idea that the MASONIC ORDER is some sort of 'secret society' is ludicrous in this day and age.

Ok - I'll put my hand up!

Churchill?

Yup, me too.

2 Craft Lodges, Mark and RA.

KT as and when.

[KathyWoolfe]

Kathy, sweetie - are you sure it was the masons you tried to join

Well, they all had these aprons on.....and I seem to remember naked legs or was it just one naked leg....

[Dow Jones]

Classic

What are the benefits?

Learn to shake hands properly

[Churchill]

Does 'anyone else' imply that you are?
Golden Rule is that you don't disclose it to strangers.

No it isn't!

How do strangers become friends?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Oh yes we would!

Look - the idea that the MASONIC ORDER is some sort of 'secret society' is ludicrous in this day and age.

Ok - I'll put my hand up!

Churchill?

More of a Society with Secrets as my Dad used to say

[bogeyman]

More of a Society with Secrets as my Dad used to say

Nah! It's all Charideeee nowadays.

Think of it like the Rotarians, but with bigger and darker agendas.