What kind of twat...

[oracleslave]

Trust me if it gets me an R8 you'd be amazed how much I'd improv

[realityhack]

I don't understand people that buy a decent/flash car and only drive it a few thousand miles a year. It's like having a supermodel girlfriend and letting her sleep in pyjamas.

Great post, PAH. Brilliant.

[Churchill]

I don't understand people that buy a decent/flash car and only drive it a few thousand miles a year. It's like having a supermodel girlfriend and letting her sleep in pyjamas.

Yes but when you get her out of her pyjamas it's very special.

Btw, supermodel? No thanks.

[Diver]

It's an R8.

I don't know much about cars sorry. Is that as good as an A3?

[Churchill]

I don't know much about cars sorry. Is that as good as an A3?

Oh yes, at least as good.

[Diver]

Oh yes, at least as good.

Lots of Totty on the horizon then

[DimPrawn]

How long before some Chav keys it or slashes the tyres?

Don't park it in Britain and you will be okay.

[Churchill]

Lots of Totty on the horizon then

A young bull said to the old bull, "See those cows down there? Let's run down and shag one of them..."

The old bull replied "No, let's walk down and shag them all..."

Churchill - In "I don't need a car to pull" mode!

[Diver]

A young bull said to the old bull, "See those cows down there? Let's run down and shag one of them..."

The old bull replied "No, let's walk down and shag them all..."

Churchill - In "I don't need a car to pull" mode!

Rohypnol is illegal and immoral

[Churchill]

Rohypnol is illegal and immoral

You're damn right.

I once threatened to kill a bloke who I was convinced had drugged a bird in my local. He's not been seen since. The girl just dropped like a sack of tulip, he was off like a startled squirrel as we were trying to revive her.