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Good one for the sheepshaggers (Kiwi's/Welsh)

20 March 2008, 08:25

Hang on, hang on - don't get all stroppy.

I heard the best come back last night in the pub, my English mate called this Kiwi bloke a sheepshagger, and he retorted:

"We only shag em because we heard you English like lamb. Lamb's not meant to be salty ..."

Creased me up.

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20 March 2008, 08:38

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20 March 2008, 08:39

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20 March 2008, 08:40

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20 March 2008, 12:18

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