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    #31
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    http://www.tbglearning.com/about-us.htm


    PS why does your footnote say "Clean and sober today"? sounds like AA or somink, innit

    Because I went to rehab to stop doing things that weren't good for me, and now, well, today at least I am clean and sober. I'm going to change it anyway. I didn't do AA, because I'm not an alcoholic, but all 12 step programmes are based on AA.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      Because I went to rehab to stop doing things that weren't good for me, and now, well, today at least I am clean and sober. I'm going to change it anyway. I didn't do AA, because I'm not an alcoholic, but all 12 step programmes are based on AA.
      What were you up to ?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #33
        Name: Kevin Shaw
        Age: 24
        Career: Bank Manager
        Qualifications: 11 GCSEs and 2 A-Levels
        Lives: Woking
        He says: "I am driven, ambitious and hungry. It's obvious that I'll play a key part in the show from the start. I don't mess about. If I want something I will get it. I want to win"

        How can you have a 24 year old as a bank manager, especially one with such poor qualifications (bearing in mind that they have made them easier over the years)

        I'm guessing that he left school after he got his 2 A Levels at 18 and after 6 years work he is now is a branch manager. So this driven, ambitious and hungry kid can reposess your house! Nice.

        Personally I'd like them all to lose.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #34
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          What were you up to ?
          Naughty stuff.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            Because I went to rehab to stop doing things that weren't good for me...

            If the rehab was to stop you talking shite, get yer money back...
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #36
              My favourite quote is "I can sell pieces of paper for £50".

              They call them 50 quid notes, or hundred quid notes if she's really truthful.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #37
                Name: Lucinda Ledgerwood
                Age: 31
                Career: Risk Manager
                Qualifications: BSC in Psychology and Neuroscience
                Lives: Edinburgh
                She says: "I am very diverse, well rounded and I always win."

                Looks late 30's at best. I guess being good at stuff takes it's toll...
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  How can you have a 24 year old as a bank manager?

                  Piggy bank manager.
                  Sperm bank manager.
                  Bottle bank manager.

                  Easy when you're creative with the CV.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Shes the ****er that steals and rings you car to Pakistan then.
                    Doubt it. very few people can afford a car in Pakistan. Aside from the drug dealers...Would it be at all ironic if they stole your car and then used it blow up the british high commission in Islamabad?
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                      Name: Lucinda Ledgerwood
                      Age: 31
                      Career: Risk Manager
                      Qualifications: BSC in Psychology and Neuroscience
                      Lives: Edinburgh
                      She says: "I am very diverse, well rounded and I always win."

                      Looks late 30's at best. I guess being good at stuff takes it's toll...
                      I would though. She is well rounded after all.

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