The Apprentice - New Series

[Bagpuss]

Actually I'm in the new series...... just keep an eye out when they do the task of selling fish at Islington Market, Im the hunk who walks past in the background munching on a pasty.

fat bastard

[Dow Jones]

Not just the men - what about this 'Princess'????

Name: Lindi Mngaza
Age: 22
Career: Business Liaison Manager
Qualifications: NVQ Level 2/3 in Customer Services and IOSH 1 Managing Safety at TBG Learning
Lives: Birmingham
She says: "There is nobody like me (at) my age that has achieved what I have."

[oracleslave]

Name: Lindi Mngaza
Age: 22
Career: Business Liaison Manager
Qualifications: NVQ Level 2/3 in Customer Services and IOSH 1 Managing Safety at TBG Learning
Lives: Birmingham
She says: "There is nobody like me (at) my age that has achieved what I have."

"Managing safety". FFS!

[Sockpuppet]

After careful consideration....I have the following to say. They all look like muppets (other than the mosaic artist and one of the sales ladies).

I'm always a believer that the best people are the ones that don't need to shout it.

Example:

Name: Lindi Mngaza
Age: 22
Career: Business Liaison Manager
Qualifications: NVQ Level 2/3 in Customer Services and IOSH 1 Managing Safety at TBG Learning
Lives: Birmingham
She says: "There is nobody like me (at) my age that has achieved what I have."

Ok, so you have an NVQ and a certificate in managing safety. Ok, you're 22. Geez the country really is ****ed if your on of the best 22 year olds that we are producing. Yes, you might be doing well for your area in your company but I don't really think that you can say there is no-one like you.

She says: "I am successful, I always have been. I've been doing jobs for eight years that are for people significantly older than me. I apply myself 150%."

Congratulations. That says to me you landed a good job then didn't progress for the last eight years. You've got a degree in Horses and are a retail buyer.

Sockpuppet comment: Retail buying is not by any stretch of the imagination hard.

She says: "I've achieved. I have won awards for my selling."

You show me a sales person that hasn't. Although I do like her as she doesn't claim to be the best.

He says: "There are two types of people in the world; winners and ... I don't know how to say the word, I can't say it."

W*nker.

I am particulary liking how they are all trying to pump up thier job to appear more than what it really is.

[Bagpuss]

Name: Lindi Mngaza
Age: 22
Career: Business Liaison Manager
Qualifications: NVQ Level 2/3 in Customer Services and IOSH 1 Managing Safety at TBG Learning
Lives: Birmingham
She says: "There is nobody like me (at) my age that has achieved what I have."

TBG Learning seeks to establish and develop a solid and wide-ranging portfolio of learning provision for disadvantaged social groups

Through the consistently successful delivery of high quality training provision on behalf of and in partnership with LearnDirect, Learning & Skills Councils, Jobcentre Plus

[Moscow Mule]

The pics look like the style book at Tony and Guy

You get your hair cut at Tony and Guy? Peasant.

[Bagpuss]

You get your hair cut at Tony and Guy? Peasant.

No, they are far too expensive for me

[sasguru]

Apprentice is consistently entertaining, in a ghastly watching a train wreck kind of way.

[DimPrawn]

Of course, find a few loadmouth ego maniac school drop outs who think they are gods gift because they are a regional sales manager for a paperclip firm in some town at the arse end of nowhere, mix with a liberal sprikle of upper class twit and

hey presto


sasguru appears.

[basshead]

Name: Claire Young
Age: 29
Career: Senior Retail Buyer
Qualifications: (1) BSC Equine Science
Lives: South London
She says: "I am successful, I always have been. (2) I've been doing jobs for eight years that are for people significantly older than me. (3) I apply myself 150%."

1. So you know about horses. Jack tulip about business then.
2. e.g. shelf stacker, bingo caller.
3. Ever SirAlan's math's are better than that.