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Anyone else is angry today?
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<David Attenborough voice>
And here, in the midst of the CUK clearing, we see two of nature's most outstanding evolutionary cul-de-sacs, facing each other in an extraordinary mating ritual...
Exactly how they are to copulate is, as yet, unknown to science. Remarkably, it seems unclear even to these specimens themselves, who is the female...
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AtW = Lucy
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You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Be afriad.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI bloody hope not. Lucy wants to sh@g me.

Be VERY afraid
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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The clue might be if she asks you to hide your 'nuts' in her 'hole'Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI bloody hope not. Lucy wants to sh@g me.

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And spank you, apparently!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI bloody hope not. Lucy wants to sh@g me.

You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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If, as suggested by the presence of a question mark, this is a question rather than a statement, the correct way to write it in English is:
"Is anyone else angry today?"
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