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Friend of mine handles the repos for GMAC/GE Money. Going to be a busy time..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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At first I thought you meant that literally, referring to the investors who lost tens of thousands in ostrich farms at around the same time.Originally posted by Turion View PostI remember the ostrich investment fad in the 90's. [..]
They could have saved a lot of money and aggro by first simply asking themselves when was the last time they had seen an ostrich steak for sale in a supermarket!Comment
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One of those things that wonders me: are ostriches etc. birds that have forgotten how to fly, or are other birds, flying ostriches, or quite different, although related, beasties with convergent evolution.Originally posted by Marina View PostAt first I thought you meant that literally, referring to the investors who lost tens of thousands in ostrich farms at around the same time.
They could have saved a lot of money and aggro by first simply asking themselves when was the last time they had seen an ostrich steak for sale in a supermarket!Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Yes. Ostriches are birds that got too big to fly. Not vice-versa.Originally posted by threaded View PostOne of those things that wonders me: are ostriches etc. birds that have forgotten how to fly, or are other birds, flying ostriches, or quite different, although related, beasties with convergent evolution.
Anything else I can help you with today Mister Threaded?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Nuuurrrrssse!Originally posted by threaded View PostOne of those things that wonders me: are ostriches etc. birds that have forgotten how to fly, or are other birds, flying ostriches, or quite different, although related, beasties with convergent evolution.Comment
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I would guess the dozy bint was wearing a pair of "peril sensitive sunglasses" while exchanging contracts, which, as I understand it, help you develop a more relaxed attitude to danger.Comment
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Yeah she could have bought a flat for £350k and got a 4% return in rent orOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe great unwashed really should learn to buy within the M25.
-2% after interest payments and service charges it really is a no brainer
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Buying a converted mill in Bradford what the hell would you expect?
I still say London if you can afford; highly rentable places like Fulham will go down very well as long as you can ride the waves.
In fact H&F average asking price moved up around 3.5% in Feb.
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There is a clue there.Originally posted by Peter Loew View PostIn fact H&F average asking price moved up around 3.5% in Feb.
I went to an auction. The property I was looking at was marketed as "previously on sale for £189,950".
It didn't even make £160,000 at auction. I offered £155,000 before the auction.
The point is I could market it for £2mln. Doesn't mean jack until it comes to sale time though.Comment
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