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    #11
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Naked bottom?
    ....some muscles and a leather jacket !!!
    It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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      #12
      Originally posted by oraclesmith View Post
      ....some muscles and a leather jacket !!!
      Sasguru???
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        Walking around the Square Mile this morning, looking for my usual chopped liver and bacon sandwich, I noticed a few stearn-looking bears huddling in the corners around the entrance to Liverpool Street station.

        I couldn't really tell, but I had the feeling that they had a few sharp financial instruments in their pockets, so I didn't hang around and rapidly skittered over to the sunny side of the Houndsditch.

        After following some well-stockinged, clickety-clakety totty down to St. Mary Axe, I tripped across a huddle of sad, soggy stearn bears who had obviously been out all night in the rain.

        Normally I would have danced upon my way like Fred A. but this morning it was different. A sad little stearn bear grabbed at my trouser cuffs and coughed: "I'm dying mate - help me".

        "OK" I said, what can I do? Do you want a bite of my sarney?

        "Don't be so familiar", the bear retorted - "and what's your net worth anyway? - I'm a very stearn and important bear you know".

        "Well sod you then" I said. I have an appointment in the West End with a Bear whose only requirement is marmalade sandwiches."

        "Oh God. No! Sorry, I'm such an utter banker" said the bear.

        I enquired "didn't you used to be 'George, the Hofmeister Bear' in the 1980's?

        "Yes, mate, that was me!" he gasped, I could have been a contender!

        He pointed to a thing on the pavement that looked like a cow pat and proudly announced "that used to be my hat, that". "Hurh hurh follow the bear, init".

        I called an ambulance, but he died on the way.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #14
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          Walking around the Square Mile this morning, looking for my usual chopped liver and bacon sandwich, I noticed a few stearn-looking bears huddling in the corners around the entrance to Liverpool Street station.

          I couldn't really tell, but I had the feeling that they had a few sharp financial instruments in their pockets, so I didn't hang around and rapidly skittered over to the sunny side of the Houndsditch.

          After following some well-stockinged, clickety-clakety totty down to St. Mary Axe, I tripped across a huddle of sad, soggy stearn bears who had obviously been out all night in the rain.

          Normally I would have danced upon my way like Fred A. but this morning it was different. A sad little stearn bear grabbed at my trouser cuffs and coughed: "I'm dying mate - help me".

          "OK" I said, what can I do? Do you want a bite of my sarney?

          "Don't be so familiar", the bear retorted - "and what's your net worth anyway? - I'm a very stearn and important bear you know".

          "Well sod you then" I said. I have an appointment in the West End with a Bear whose only requirement is marmalade sandwiches."

          "Oh God. No! Sorry, I'm such an utter banker" said the bear.

          I enquired "didn't you used to be 'George, the Hofmeister Bear' in the 1980's?

          "Yes, mate, that was me!" he gasped, I could have been a contender!

          He pointed to a thing on the pavement that looked like a cow pat and proudly announced "that used to be my hat, that". "Hurh hurh follow the bear, init".

          I called an ambulance, but he died on the way.
          nutter!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #15
            well if the experts get it wrong what hope do the rest of us have ?

            http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...OL0&refer=home

            'Joseph Lewis, Bear Stearns's second-largest shareholder, has spent more than $1 billion on the firm's stock since September, paying as much as $150 a share. Lewis, a 71-year-old billionaire, wasn't planning to reduce his stake, a person close to him said March 11. He's now entitled to $22 million of JPMorgan shares.

            '

            Milan.

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              #16
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              Walking around the Square Mile this morning, looking for my usual chopped liver and bacon sandwich, I noticed a few stearn-looking bears huddling in the corners around the entrance to Liverpool Street station.

              I couldn't really tell, but I had the feeling that they had a few sharp financial instruments in their pockets, so I didn't hang around and rapidly skittered over to the sunny side of the Houndsditch.

              After following some well-stockinged, clickety-clakety totty down to St. Mary Axe, I tripped across a huddle of sad, soggy stearn bears who had obviously been out all night in the rain.

              Normally I would have danced upon my way like Fred A. but this morning it was different. A sad little stearn bear grabbed at my trouser cuffs and coughed: "I'm dying mate - help me".

              "OK" I said, what can I do? Do you want a bite of my sarney?

              "Don't be so familiar", the bear retorted - "and what's your net worth anyway? - I'm a very stearn and important bear you know".

              "Well sod you then" I said. I have an appointment in the West End with a Bear whose only requirement is marmalade sandwiches."

              "Oh God. No! Sorry, I'm such an utter banker" said the bear.

              I enquired "didn't you used to be 'George, the Hofmeister Bear' in the 1980's?

              "Yes, mate, that was me!" he gasped, I could have been a contender!

              He pointed to a thing on the pavement that looked like a cow pat and proudly announced "that used to be my hat, that". "Hurh hurh follow the bear, init".

              I called an ambulance, but he died on the way.
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                who let you out? I thought the cell next to mine was quiet.
                I didn't say a word
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  well if the experts get it wrong what hope do the rest of us have ?

                  http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...OL0&refer=home

                  'Joseph Lewis, Bear Stearns's second-largest shareholder, has spent more than $1 billion on the firm's stock since September, paying as much as $150 a share. Lewis, a 71-year-old billionaire, wasn't planning to reduce his stake, a person close to him said March 11. He's now entitled to $22 million of JPMorgan shares.

                  '

                  Milan.

                  ex-billionaire.

                  How do you becoma a millionaire? Start as a billionaire and buy a bank.

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                    #19
                    apparently if BS had not been taken over, they would have filed for bankruptcy today.

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                      #20
                      and their bonus this year was 80% stock!

                      So just last few days has seen its worth go from 30$ to 2$. ouch!

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