Proper Smutty Friday - Happy Steak & BJ Day

[Sockpuppet]

http://www.steakandbj.com/v2/


For all the women that forgot your bad wives/girlfriends/mistresses.

That is unless your bloke forgot Valentines day in which case this is justified.

[Sockpuppet]

Ovbiously there is no love for March 14th here. As I suspected. You're all fembots.

[Weltchy]

I imagine if I mentioned this to my gf, I'd get a slap round the face. However, if you don't ask, you won't receive, so...........

[oracleslave]

I imagine if I mentioned this to my gf, I'd get a slap round the face. However, if you don't ask, you won't receive, so...........

Grow a pair. I just emailed the link to the missus.

[Weltchy]

Grow a pair. I just emailed the link to the missus.

Emailling links to your hand don't count. Your hardly gonna slap yourself are you.

[oracleslave]

Emailling links to your hand don't count. Your hardly gonna slap yourself are you.

Oh I get it now. You're actually worried about having to give the BJ to your rent boy.

[TheFaQQer]

Emailling links to your hand don't count. Your hardly gonna slap yourself are you.

[Sockpuppet]

I imagine if I mentioned this to my gf, I'd get a slap round the face. However, if you don't ask, you won't receive, so...........

I mentioned this to my mates wife. Was tempted to leave a steak in his fridge when I went over with a post-it saying "Do not open till March 14th".

Edit...this sounds bad. No I was not suggesting that I was asking the mates wife for a steak. Sick puppies the lot of you.

[Zippy]

Yet another day invented by profiteering greeting card manufacturers.

I'm appalled.

[sasguru]

Just need to have a steak this evening, then