El Ken at it again...

[Dow Jones]

Good simile (?) SP

I've often thought about Boris like SP does. He's a bit like Columbo, wants to appear funny and dumb but has a mind sharp as a razor.
It's like: 'Better to be thought as stupid and turn out to be the opposite, than the other way round'

[bogeyman]

I think his breasts are bigger than Marple's

And you say that like it's a bad thing?

[BoredBloke]

I guess her breasts are longer though

[hyperD]

And she probably farts with more gusto.

[swamp]

Read some of Boris' articles for the Telegraph and Spectator. He's an extremley good writer.

As to the Congestion Charge, well Ken is a bit mixed up on this as you'll soon be able to drive one of these these around for nothing...!

[blacjac]

I'd extend it to cover the entire area within the M25 and raise it to £25 a day.

I'ts the only way to be fair to the children growing up there.

Tim Prawn, Slough, UK

Hmmm.......

[BrilloPad]

Vote English Democcrats in the mayor elections.

[Alf W]

Can we prefix threads like this something like "LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE (Home Counties) - El Ken at it again..." so that people who don't live in that region, and so don't give a rat's arse, don't have to waste time reading them?

[swamp]

London is the capital of the World. Get over it.

[Numptycorner]

London is the capital of my World. Get over it girl!

Oh dear another metrosexual