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The Real Reason For the Current Storm

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    #11
    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Is that the best they could do?

    I've had windier farts than that storm.
    Well, three of my daffs were blown over!!

    "The storm of the year", indeed!
    The vegetarian option.

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      #12
      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
      Well, three of my daffs were blown over!!

      "The storm of the year", indeed!
      It was terrible here!

      It lashed down with rain all day and blew rubbish round the garden
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        I saw an old ladies hat blow off.

        scary moment.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I saw an old ladies hat blow off.

          scary moment.
          I saw her skirt blow up. Even scarier.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Nurse! More tablets please.

            I like Nicky G - he makes me look sane...
            and thats no mean feat
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              I saw her skirt blow up. Even scarier.

              Then she flew up in the air carrying an umbrella.....


              .....no wait that was Mary Poppins


              sorry

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                #17
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                I saw her skirt blow up. Even scarier.
                Suicide Grannies now? What will the b**tards think of next?
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                  Suicide Grannies now? What will the b**tards think of next?
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I saw an old ladies hat blow off.

                    scary moment.
                    I heard an old lady blow off. The smell made tears run down my cheeks.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      I heard an old lady blow off. The smell made tears run down my cheeks.
                      Only on this board could a post about the end of the world end up with a comment about old ladies farting.

                      Sheer genius.

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