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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by tay View PostThe money in my wallet.. or the Bacardi Breezer I buy them. I know you are slightly classier and are a pint girl, but its the same basic principle.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postmake that a couple of pints
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostYou're not that ugly....
*hides*Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Ah Nottingham, fantastic city, make sure you visit the oldest pub in the UK
Ye Olde Trip to JeruselemThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAh Nottingham, fantastic city, make sure you visit the oldest pub in the UK
Ye Olde Trip to Jeruselem
I vaguely remember being in there. Could do with a makeover.
Is that the one with the weird game on the wall, something like a ball on a string and a drum, like a very early version of darts? About 15 years since I was down there so maybe totally wrong.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by tay View PostI am going to one of these this weekend.. Nottingham
Is it compulsary to shag the strippers or is it optional over here? Perphaps it is just the stag that has do it? As a Jonny Foreigner in your New Labour Land.. I am unsure of the exact protocols.If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostI rather grumpy at having to shell out £45 to go clay pigeon shooting.Comment
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