If you knew the humam race would end this year...

[cailin maith]

I didnt know you were gay bazza! I should introduce you to DavieJones.

See this - kiss it

And how long is that? Does he need to bring his own blue tablets?

I'd hope he was able to manage without those...

[realityhack]

I have to go to a scholl do for the twins next Monday

Your twins go to a shoe school? Is it a school in a shoe? The track record for these institutions isn't good you know:
"There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children,
She didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread;
She whipped them all soundly,
And sent them to bed."

Maybe I'd go squirrel hunting instead then

Not if we track you down first.

[KathyWoolfe]

See this - kiss it

Don't encourage him, CM

[Board Game Geek]

Get my L70 Hunter better equipped for when the Wratch of the Lich King comes out for Warcraft.

Mrs BGG said she needs to work on her L70 Mage.

[sasguru]

I'd find a man

Haven't you found a bloke then, CM?
Even with the fantastic choice on here?

[DimPrawn]

Carlin,

Pop down to Swindon and if I'm not doing anything and there's nothing good on telly, I might be able to oblige (if the wife is out).

HTH

[sasguru]

Carlin,

Pop down to Swindon and if I'm not doing anything and there's nothing good on telly, I might be able to oblige (if the wife is out).

HTH

An exciting proposition: an evening out with Dim, eh CM? Perhaps he'll show you his stamp collection.

[AtW]

Perhaps he'll show you his stamp collection.

[DodgyAgent]

I'd chuck all my contractor invoices in the bin (with the rest of them )

[PAH]

An exciting proposition: an evening out with Dim, eh CM? Perhaps he'll show you his stamp collection.

Maybe he collects tramp stamps.