This sounds a bit over complicated

[DimPrawn]

min wage is going up in october

Anyway, the IR camera might not pick her up if her head is in your lap

[PAH]

I'd pay a pretty Eastern European girl (min wage) to sit next to me on every journey.

That would be a good option, as long as you make sure she's not "massaging your stomach", Gillian Taylforth style when you pass the cameras.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

There was some Tory pillock on the Today programme this morning whining that the fuel price escallator was suspended 6 years ago... global warming drivel drivel drivel.

So if that idiot gets in, look out.

Highly appropriate since a Tory government introduced the fuel price escalator.