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Are Pm's needed (loaded question I know)
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+5 honey-coated geek points to threaded for this lesson in bee society.Originally posted by threaded View PostWell, after reading this thread I would just like to thank many of the contributors for making me astonished at how the minimal level of general knowledge that is required to get by as a contractor is constantly dropping.
I suspect that if I were to suggest that some of you just take a little while out to actually watch some bees working, it may initially require a course in "bee identification".
Common misconceptions.
1) Bee society is flat layered. No, it is in fact pyrimidal, and behave more like an agressive sales unit, i.e. if you don't keep up targets you lose the office and the fancy car.
2) In Bee society everyone gets a share. No, if you don't produce, comes a down turn, you're literally pushed out of the door. Ask any drone in Autumn...
3) In Bee society everyone is a daughter of the queen. No, in the best performing hives the top foragers and scouts are generally recruited from other hives, and literally by word of mouth they recruit other good foragers and scouts.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Interesting diatribe. Also sounds like another load of typical Threaded Bull(tm).Originally posted by threaded View PostWell, after reading this thread I would just like to thank many of the contributors for making me astonished at how the minimal level of general knowledge that is required to get by as a contractor is constantly dropping.
I suspect that if I were to suggest that some of you just take a little while out to actually watch some bees working, it may initially require a course in "bee identification".
Common misconceptions.
1) Bee society is flat layered. No, it is in fact pyrimidal, and behave more like an agressive sales unit, i.e. if you don't keep up targets you lose the office and the fancy car.
2) In Bee society everyone gets a share. No, if you don't produce, comes a down turn, you're literally pushed out of the door. Ask any drone in Autumn...
3) In Bee society everyone is a daughter of the queen. No, in the best performing hives the top foragers and scouts are generally recruited from other hives, and literally by word of mouth they recruit other good foragers and scouts.
Have you ever actually kept bees?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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That's a deeper insight than your usual one.Originally posted by milanbenes View Post.
Milan.
Thanks Milan.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by milanbenes View PostMods, Mods, Mods,
Franko is bullying me
Milan.
Francko
The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Well that's understandable.Originally posted by milanbenes View PostMods, Mods, Mods,
Franko is bullying me
Milan.
He's a very-well-built rambo squirrel and you are a thin, pallid, tape monkey.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Beeee careful. I suspect Threaded has an apiary the size of Wales.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostInteresting diatribe. Also sounds like another load of typical Threaded Bull(tm).
Have you ever actually kept bees?Comment
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And an ego the size of Scotland.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostBeeee careful. I suspect Threaded has an apiary the size of Wales.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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BuzzOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostBeeee careful. I suspect Threaded has an apiary the size of Wales.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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